Bad drivers, Im here to judge, Guide to driving

[equate]

My guide to driving for bad drivers, and why I’m better than you.

DISCLAIMER: If you do not like profanities stop reading now.

I can’t begin to tell you how much I hate god damn bad drivers, they should all be taken in the street and shot. You know why there’s traffic jams? Because of bad drivers, you will go slow as shit for 10 ****ing minuets then all of a sudden go back up to speed… I mean wtf, its all because of some dumbass old person ****ing go 30 in a 55, and heaven forbid that you will get 2 lined up in both lanes going 30 pissing the **** out everyone while they are oblivious to use because they can’t see the god damn mirrors or over the steering wheel.

Old people should not drive, or only on one side of the road.
JESUS CHRIST, everyday I see more and more old people going 20 in a 30, GET THE **** MOVING no one wants to be late for work because of your ****ing slow ass, like I said before when they line up its just all out mayhem. I don’t care how fast the **** your going never go the same speed as the car in the next lane is going unless it’s a total traffic jam. If I want to go 550 in a 30 move the **** out of my way. Left means for people who like to speed and want to ****ing go, right is for slow asses and people who want to go the speed limit so stay there.

Why there is no national stop in the middle of the intersection day
I was coming home today and I see this ****er in some car ahead of me who couldn’t quite grasp the concept for a stop sign. Every ****ing sign he stopped in the middle of the intersection. Now I can see if you need to bump up a bit to see around a bush or some shit, but god get the **** out of the way for other people, that’s how you get ****ing t-boned.

What a turn signal does
Honestly, do people not understand what a turn signal is? ****ing use it before you turn, Ill be going behind some **** and all of a sudden they slow the **** down and turn, HEY GEEZ THANKS YOU ****ING ASSHOLE I ALMOST SMASHED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. God people are ****ing stupid, don’t signal ¾ of a second before you ****ing turn either, you use a ****ing signal to warn other drivers that your gonna turn. You should put the signal on 30-40 feet before the turn so people do not crash into you. When can you not signal you may ask? When no ones the **** around you that’s when, I can’t even think of how many times I’ve almost got sideswiped by a car because they try to get in front of me with 1 inch between our bumpers and don’t even signal the shit.

Misc. shit people suck at
This does not apply to every state but here in MN we have a little thing called right turn on red. That means when its red and you want to turn right you can…. You will get a line of cars all trying to turn right then one stupid mother **** will be in the right lane going straight ruining it for everyone.. Jesus **** there’s another lane for people going straight get the **** in it.

 

[lifewithbmw]

Wow

Thanks. I don't even count how many times you used the word F*** but I totaly agree with you. People should receive some special driving instructions. Here in California is the same. No turn signals, Going slow in the fast lane etc.

Give them some lession!

 

[xLibelle]

Another thing you missed.

If you have someone on your tail while in the far left lane on a 3+ lane highway, GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY! I cant reiterate this enough, i mean shit, memphis, you are great at pissing me the **** off!

Ludacris said it best, "Move bitch, get out the way!"

Thought i would join in the cussing action.

 

[mikev]

I totally agree with you. i had this C*** on a two lane (70 Mph) stretch of road. guy in the left going 60 fine no prob the guy in fron went out to over take as i was steaming up i braked hard he F***ing SLOWED DOWN to 60 i go litterally 2" away from him! flashed twice beeped loads of times finally he pulled over then back out into the MIDDLE of the damn road. as i passed he flipped me off!! why oh why i did nothing worng and he was still going 60!!!

 

[montokboy]

?

What's any of this got to do with BMW cars?

 

[xLibelle]

uhhh, all this happens while we are driving our bimmers. back off man... we (think we) know what we are doing here.

 

[andreyiv]

I agree with most points you've made but have a few commets too. First of all if you almost hit someone because they slowed down to turn and didn't use their turn signal then you are in fact a bad driver too because you are not totally controlling the situation, if you see someone's brake lights and the car is coming closer and closer to you, guess what, no matter if there is a turn signal or not, you should brake in order to avoid a crash, makes sence? Here in NYC a lot of people brake the law in many different ways. Almost always there is someone going really slow in the farthest left lane and you can't believe how many people go when they have a RED light, the worst thing is that you are waiting for the green light, it turns green, youre about to start moving and then you see this ass hole stoping right in the middle of the intersection trying to make a left turn or something, not only he/she has a red signal but it was red for so long that you have a green signal. Then there are people that when getting on the highway don't even make sure it's clear and here you are going 80 mph trying to pass the slow dudes on the left and this ass hole gets in your way after which goes into the left lane only to go 50 in a 65 zone. No offense to anyone but lately I've seen more and more people doing all of this and most of them are either from Jersey or Florida. When I go somewhere Upstate and use I-95 I always notice that people drive better there. If you see someone in the left lane going slower then you just get on their tale and after only few seconds they get in the right lane. I don't know why but it works most of the time, maybe because they think youre a cop and are measuring their speed.

If you have time and want to teach that slow idiot in the fast lane a lesson, just get in front of him/her and let go of your gas pedal, when they get sick of you going slow they will try to pass you on the right at which point you just give it some gas and they are behind you. If that idiot doesn't get the idea and goes into the left lane again, repeat the same thing. YOu can't believe how much you enjoy it and that idiot can't do anything to you. The bad thing about this is that you usually only get pissed off when you are in a hurry and when you are not everyone drives fine. Another bad thing is that people behind you that are passing on the right usually think that you are the slow idiot and may show you the finger or something.
I guess we will always have to face these idiots and will never fix their bahavior on the road, my point is, enjoy things in life and try to ignore those idiots.
BTW I think the road test is a joke, it tests nothing and is complete BS I can't belive how people manage to fail it 5 times and pass only because it was their lucky day. Also, not all old people drive slow, but most of them do. They wanted to pass a law that makes all people over some age to pass the road test again and allmost all old people protested. They took a few on an open parking lot and told them to drive through cones and they couldn't do it, no wonder they protested the law. I guess it's enough of mumbling, time to get to my book report.

 

[equate]

When I said about rear ending people I was thinking on exiting the highway, our ENTIRE highway is basically closed and bout 45% of the road connrctiong to it are closed, so there is a huge bottleneck of cars ever day trying to go down a 1 lane road at 45 mph which everyone goes atleast 55 and were all about 6 inches away from each others bumper, then you get some idiot who dosn't unstand that you don't slow down on the highway thats what an off ramp is for, so they just hit the brakes and glide off..

 

[Ben]

living in KY you get used to people not using their turn signals, and occationally not having brake lights.

 

[xLibelle]

yeah, i agree, you have to drive on the defensive which, in turn, can take you out of a situation that some idtiot has caused by knowing what can happen and expecting all instances.

But most people dont drive and think at the same time.

I just find it annoying that people drive slow in the fast lane.
A friend of mine was with me while my dad was driving last month in atlanta. we were talking about bad drivers and my dad made a good point with some damn trucker that stayed in the left lane. we finally got in front of the truck, so my dad takes the liberty of hitting the brakes right in front of the truck and slows him down to about 20 miles an hour, stays at that speed until he moved over. my friend was freaked, but thats how i grew up going to elementary school.... with a crazy german driver, lol.

so i try it the next week, for good reason, damn trucker. i did the same, but apparently he got really pissed after i sped off, he passed me doing 90. i was doing ~80. so, be cautious as to whom you do that too. they might go nuts.

 

[equate]

hehe yeah, but thats where the fun begins

 

[Militant-Grunt]

oh man guys DO NOT GO TO NEW YORK CITY, ur really going to hate cab drivers.. these guys dont follow the rules, i myself hate them, as a learner they make it more difficult to drive in heavy traffic conditions through midtown.. They cause traffic jams by stopping in the middle of the street to get a passenger or to let one off.. Especially when they stop in front of you on a green light, that is really ****ing annoying... Also commercial vans and trucks in the city are horrible too.......

 

[andreyiv]

That's a good way to learn to drive in extreme conditions, NYC driving, lol. I have a little tip for you, stay in the FIRE LANE (it's the middle one), the cabs can't stop there and even if the right or left lane is moving faster, stay in hte FIRE LANE if you are just learning, it's just easier. BTW I wouldn't go as far as braking in front of a truck, that can REALLY piss off the driver and maybe the truck was just passing someone going even slower but I don't know the situation. For me letting go of the gas is the best. Almost forgot, a few weeks ago this trucker got on a highway that has signs "No Commercial Traffic" all over the place, long story short, he got stock under a bridge at 5am (not sure though) and people behind him had to stay in one place until about 5pm when they got the almost ruined truck out. People were ready to kill that ass hole.