Bathroom Jokes

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Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

"Hi there, how is it going?"

Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:

"Not bad..."

Then the voice says:

"So, what are you doing?"

I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:

"Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."

Then I hear the person say all flustered:

"Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
 
foomonkey525i

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Who talks on the phone while they're taking a poo? That's awkward.

How would you feel if you were talking to someone on the phone, and you heard a flush in the background?
 
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foomonkey525i said:
Who talks on the phone while they're taking a poo? That's awkward.

How would you feel if you were talking to someone on the phone, and you heard a flush in the background?
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haha, being the college waste of life that i am i will answer any call from a friend who isn't older than 30 while i'm on the can. if its super import that i do answer, i will quickly put people on hold while flushing, and blame it on an incoming call.


next time someone puts you on hold, you might want to ask them "dude you aren't taking a shit are you?"
 
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I hate it if people talk to me while they're on the bathroom. One friend of mine used to talk to me while dropping a deuce and I certainly did not appreciate it.
 
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Kirby said:
I have stayed in a number of 4 and 5 star hotels that had phones in the bathroom.

I always thought that was weird.
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It's so when you're on the toilet and obviously coming up with good idea's (since that's where it happens, right?) you can call your boss or team immediately.
 
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I still remember reading these eloquent comments in bathroom stalls back in college:
"Life is hard, play short". This was when Rebook was playing their "Life is short, play hard" ads.

Or RU/18 B4I4Q QTPie?

My fave: "Those who write on bathroom walls roll their $hit into little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat these little balls of $hit." [clap]
 
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Great one Tom! I hate when I am in the restroom and my son (2 years old) starts banging on the door, "baba, I coming, I coming" (he want to come in). He just keeps banging and banging and once you let him in (I can't stand being in the restroom with people) he starts going, "eew stinky, stinky" then wants back out only to repeat itself.....
 
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that's really funny Tom. course the whole time you are saying it, i'm imagining that guy w/ a "sexy voice" going, hi there, how's it going? lol

///M SPEED said:
Great one Tom! I hate when I am in the restroom and my son (2 years old) starts banging on the door, "baba, I coming, I coming" (he want to come in). He just keeps banging and banging and once you let him in (I can't stand being in the restroom with people) he starts going, "eew stinky, stinky" then wants back out only to repeat itself.....
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how cute!! don't you just want to eat him??
 
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