Cheers! - A.a.a.d.d.

CosmosBlack

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I've recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. !
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start towards the garage
and notice the mail on the table.

Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail.

I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice
the trashcan is full. Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the
trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway,
I'll pay these few bills first.

Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks.
But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer,
oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some
water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses.
I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots... Aaaagghh!
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look
in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television, so I'd better
put it back in the family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote
onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to
figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting
on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still
only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try
to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because
I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...


Please send this to everyone you know because
I DON'T REMEMBER WHOM I'VE SENT THIS TO!!! [?|]
 
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I think that is all of us!


What did we ever do before we had these “big rubber stamps” to deal with life and classifying EVERYTHING that is slightly less than absolutely perfect.

I was told that my son, 18 months, is hyperactive. Well, could he not just be an active boy????? Hell no, not these days...there just must be something to label him with. [scream]
 


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