An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to
deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the
laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed
the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he
helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.
The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted
the newborn baby up by the feet and spanked him on the
bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then
asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby.
"Spank him again," the 5 year old said,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place."
deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the
laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed
the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he
helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.
The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted
the newborn baby up by the feet and spanked him on the
bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then
asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby.
"Spank him again," the 5 year old said,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place."