A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same
place where boys put their dicks in?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager,
"won't it knock my teeth out?"
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"Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same
place where boys put their dicks in?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager,
"won't it knock my teeth out?"