Dear Signor Diretorre
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as younga
man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed.
How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the recepcione and
tella: "I wanna shit". They tell me: "Go to the toillett". I say: "No, no,
I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You betta not shit in your bed, you
sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?
I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa
of toast: "I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to the toillett". I say: "No,
no, I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody fella
not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnawabitch!
What is sonnawabitch!?
Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no
fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock"and she tella me: "Sure everybody
wanna fock". I tella her: "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock
on the table". She then tella me: "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on
the table? Get your ass out of here". So I go to the recepcione and ask
for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more.
When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me: "Thank you, and peace on
you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to Italy! I
never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Sincerely,
Enrico Morelli
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as younga
man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed.
How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the recepcione and
tella: "I wanna shit". They tell me: "Go to the toillett". I say: "No, no,
I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You betta not shit in your bed, you
sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?
I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa
of toast: "I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to the toillett". I say: "No,
no, I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody fella
not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnawabitch!
What is sonnawabitch!?
Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no
fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock"and she tella me: "Sure everybody
wanna fock". I tella her: "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock
on the table". She then tella me: "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on
the table? Get your ass out of here". So I go to the recepcione and ask
for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more.
When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me: "Thank you, and peace on
you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to Italy! I
never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Sincerely,
Enrico Morelli