A rich man and a poor man are discussing what they should give their wives
for their anniversary.
The rich man says, "I'm going to buy my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes-Benz."
Poor man asks, "Why would you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace,
she can drive the Mercedes-Benz to return it."
The poor man acknowledges the rich man's answer, then proceeds to tell
what he will be giving his wife, "I'm buying my wife a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why would you buy her those gifts?!"
The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go f*ck herself."
for their anniversary.
The rich man says, "I'm going to buy my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes-Benz."
Poor man asks, "Why would you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace,
she can drive the Mercedes-Benz to return it."
The poor man acknowledges the rich man's answer, then proceeds to tell
what he will be giving his wife, "I'm buying my wife a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why would you buy her those gifts?!"
The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go f*ck herself."
