Brad and his wife were working in their garden one day,
when Brad looked over at this wife and said, "Your butt is getting
really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill!"
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured
the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right! Your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue grill!" exclaimed Brad.
The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
Brad was feeling a little frisky! He made his advances towards
his wife, who completely brushed him off.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
She answered, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for just one little wiener?"
when Brad looked over at this wife and said, "Your butt is getting
really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill!"
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured
the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right! Your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue grill!" exclaimed Brad.
The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
Brad was feeling a little frisky! He made his advances towards
his wife, who completely brushed him off.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
She answered, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for just one little wiener?"
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