CHEERS! - Blonde and the Jigsaw Puzzle

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A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" he asks.
"It's of a big rooster," she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."

When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads
him over to the kitchen table where she had it laid out.
He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says,
"Oh, for Christ's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"
[poke] [bash]
 
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"Oh my aching head" I like that phrase-can I use it too?
How can I send these jokes to a friend w/out all the following comments, the freaded "MWeaver thought you might enjoy this" ?
Great jokes-Keep 'em coming!
-Mel
 


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