A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's store and
shyly walked up to the lady behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra are you looking for?" asked the sales lady.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there are more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras
in every shape, color and material imaginable. "Actually," she continued,
"even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the four types of bras.
The sales lady explained, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The sales lady explained again, "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
And the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
shyly walked up to the lady behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra are you looking for?" asked the sales lady.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there are more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras
in every shape, color and material imaginable. "Actually," she continued,
"even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the four types of bras.
The sales lady explained, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The sales lady explained again, "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
And the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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