A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are too small,
''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always
looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them
look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks enthusiastically.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs,'' he suggests.
''Well, how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'' he replies.
''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always
looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them
look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks enthusiastically.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs,'' he suggests.
''Well, how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'' he replies.
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