CHEERS! - Bug on The Windshield

CosmosBlack

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A man and a woman are driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, in a fit of rage, the woman reaches
over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the
car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden,
the penis smacks the pickup truck on the windshield, sticks for a
moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!!"
 


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