(This is kinda old, but.....)
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Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the
same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side,
getting the works.
Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential candidates
right about the same time and each barber reached for some
aftershave to apply on the customers' faces.
Gore shouted, "Hey, don't put that on me! My wife will think
I've been in a whorehouse!"
Bush said calmly to his barber, "Go ahead and put it on me,
my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the
same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side,
getting the works.
Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential candidates
right about the same time and each barber reached for some
aftershave to apply on the customers' faces.
Gore shouted, "Hey, don't put that on me! My wife will think
I've been in a whorehouse!"
Bush said calmly to his barber, "Go ahead and put it on me,
my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."