CHEERS! - Chinee Man Engrish

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#1
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 and then, in reverse order.
This is what he came up with:

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
After I saw a couple, couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out wanted to 5 with me but I run until I 6 and throw up.
I chabot into 7 eleven to hide and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I get 9 and try to stab him.
And 10 hor...10 hor... he die lor.

So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5.
Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work.
He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump.
I don understand, I nice 2 him but I don know what he 1.
 
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Hold on.................................................................had to quit laughing. That is awsome. Where do you find these at?
 


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