CHEERS! - Jesus is Watching You

[CosmosBlack]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his fashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying
"Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flaslight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a while,
he shook his head, clicked the flashlight back on, and began searching
for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep" the parrot confessed, I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed, "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

"Moses", replied the bird.

"Moses..." the burglar laughed, "What kind of a stupid person would
name a parrot Moses?"

"Probably the same kind of person that would name a rotweiller Jesus,"
the bird answered.

 

[Bear6360]

 

[xLibelle]

lol