A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5000
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "But why? Why would you spend $5000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here for only $150?"
The man said, "A man was buried here 2,000 years ago,
then three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5000
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "But why? Why would you spend $5000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here for only $150?"
The man said, "A man was buried here 2,000 years ago,
then three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
