One day, God decided to make a companion for Adam.
He summoned the Angel Gabriel, and told him of his decision.
He told Gabriel that he wanted to make a being which was similar to man,
yet was different, and could offer him comfort, companionship and pleasure.
God said he would call this being woman.
So, Gabriel went about creating this being which was similar to man,
yet was different in ways that would be appealing,
and could provide physical pleasure to man.
When Gabriel had finished creating this being who could now be called woman,
he summoned God.
"Ah, Gabriel, once again you have done excellent work," said God.
"Thank You, Great One," replied Gabriel. "I am now ready to provide the brain, the nerve endings, and the senses to the being, this..... woman.
I require your advice on the matter."
"You shall make her brain slightly smaller, yet more intuitive,
more compassionate, and more adaptable than man's," said God.
"The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Two hundred, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Then we shall do the same for woman," said God.
"And how many nerve endings shall we put in her feet?" inquired Gabriel.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Seventy five, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Ah, yes. These beings are constantly on their feet,
so they require less nerve endings there. Do the same for woman," said God.
"And how many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals?" inquired Gabriel.
"Hmm...how many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Four hundred and twenty, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Of course, we wanted Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in life,
didn't we? Well, give her four hundred and twenty also," said God.
"Yes, my Lord," said Gabriel.
"No, wait," said God. "Give her five thousand! I want her to scream my name!"
So now you know.....
"OH MY GOD!!!......YES...YEEESSSSS!!!
He summoned the Angel Gabriel, and told him of his decision.
He told Gabriel that he wanted to make a being which was similar to man,
yet was different, and could offer him comfort, companionship and pleasure.
God said he would call this being woman.
So, Gabriel went about creating this being which was similar to man,
yet was different in ways that would be appealing,
and could provide physical pleasure to man.
When Gabriel had finished creating this being who could now be called woman,
he summoned God.
"Ah, Gabriel, once again you have done excellent work," said God.
"Thank You, Great One," replied Gabriel. "I am now ready to provide the brain, the nerve endings, and the senses to the being, this..... woman.
I require your advice on the matter."
"You shall make her brain slightly smaller, yet more intuitive,
more compassionate, and more adaptable than man's," said God.
"The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Two hundred, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Then we shall do the same for woman," said God.
"And how many nerve endings shall we put in her feet?" inquired Gabriel.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Seventy five, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Ah, yes. These beings are constantly on their feet,
so they require less nerve endings there. Do the same for woman," said God.
"And how many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals?" inquired Gabriel.
"Hmm...how many did we put in Adam?" asked God.
"Four hundred and twenty, my Lord," replied Gabriel.
"Of course, we wanted Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in life,
didn't we? Well, give her four hundred and twenty also," said God.
"Yes, my Lord," said Gabriel.
"No, wait," said God. "Give her five thousand! I want her to scream my name!"
So now you know.....
"OH MY GOD!!!......YES...YEEESSSSS!!!
