The new hooker just finished her first booking. When she came back down
to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have
that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that
much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that
he only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service him by hand.
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put
one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first
hand above the second hand....."
"Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have
that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that
much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that
he only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service him by hand.
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put
one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first
hand above the second hand....."
"Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
