On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire
and we will take appropriate action
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff
Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels
Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming
Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people
Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be
Beauty Shop: Dye now!
Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat at any place they want
Music Library: Bach in a minuet.
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire
and we will take appropriate action
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff
Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels
Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming
Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people
Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be
Beauty Shop: Dye now!
Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat at any place they want
Music Library: Bach in a minuet.
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
