A fighter pilot, a pig, and a dog were the only
survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they found
themselves stranded on an island. After being
there awhile, they got into a ritual of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky was red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle - a perfect night for romance!
Well, that pig started looking better and better
to the fighter pilot, so he leaned towards the pig
and put his arm around it. The dog became
jealous and growled fiercely at the fighter pilot,
until he removed his arm from the pig.
They continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by,
and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman.
She was in pretty bad shape when they rescued
her, but they slowly nursed her back to good health.
When she was well enough they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
The fighter pilot started getting those "ideas"
again, so he leaned towards the girl and
whispered in her ear.....
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they found
themselves stranded on an island. After being
there awhile, they got into a ritual of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky was red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle - a perfect night for romance!
Well, that pig started looking better and better
to the fighter pilot, so he leaned towards the pig
and put his arm around it. The dog became
jealous and growled fiercely at the fighter pilot,
until he removed his arm from the pig.
They continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by,
and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman.
She was in pretty bad shape when they rescued
her, but they slowly nursed her back to good health.
When she was well enough they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
The fighter pilot started getting those "ideas"
again, so he leaned towards the girl and
whispered in her ear.....
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
