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You wouldn't believe what laws are currently on the books in your city. My sis loves this site.

http://dumblaws.com/states/index.html

For example, here are some actual local laws... sorry forgot to save locations:

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"When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. "

"It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent."

"You may not hunt moths under a street light. "

"All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first"

"It is illegal to molest butterflies."

"Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. "

"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. "

"Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. "

"Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. "

"It's illegal to possess realistic dildos." ... poor girls [V]

"Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. "

"It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. "

"Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. "


http://dumblaws.com/states/index.html


[rofl] [rofl]

Does your city have any dumb laws?
 
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ooo000HITMAN000ooo said:
Push why are all your laws posted from texas??
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Those are the ones my sis. IMed me.. so I just reposted them.

[fake]



Actual Law:
Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections
 
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PuShAkOv said:
"Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. "
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It might be dumb, but in GA, we still live by that sh*t.

GA laws:
-It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
-Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
-It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

I bet GA has the most chicken laws in the US, thats probably true and truely funny.


Even though they say these laws have been verified, and other sent in by readers like us, even the verfied laws might not have any ground to stand in a court of law. Not to mention almost everyone of these are at least 20 years old.



And remember! Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
 
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Oh, first I thought Hollywood was a state, then I searched and the first thing I got was hollywood, Florida, so was looking under florida, sorry.

Thanks for the welcome [wave]
 
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Utah:

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. (I will buy one from you for 10 bucks)

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. (Here goes my chance with that nurse!)

No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. (Damn!!)

Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. (really?!?)
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Virginia:

It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. (I think its the opposite... usually [:D])

Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. (but spitting on people is?)

It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks. (bye bye car!!)

WASHINGTON:

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. (here goes my idea...)

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. (here goes the human race...)

You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. (look for my Bazookaa on eBay tommorow).

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. (I hope the bus has sport suspenssion [:D]).

You may not ride an ugly horse. (can I ride a pretty one? PLEEEASE!?!?)

SOUTH DEKOTA:

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. (WTF?[confused])

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. (WTF? Part II [confused])

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (does that include you?)


CALIFORNIA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (my new sport).
 
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