Fart Football

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#1
An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when
the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and
she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field Goal,
I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beat, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is
totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got,
and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
 
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#4
my god push. how long are you here already? and still no clue about football?

ways to score:

touchdown = 6 points
extra point after the touchdown by fieldgoal = 1 point
faking the extra point kick and carrying the ball in the end zone again = 2 points
fieldgoal out of the regular game = 3 points
there is another one that i have to admit i do not know exactly as well as i never saw it happen....
 

mikev

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#7
well the thing is you guys stole our name and reversed the rules. you see in REAL FOOTball you KICK the damn ball not run about like a ***** covered in body armor holding it. we get one goal we get one point we pick up the ball we get a foul thats it simple.


Eat Football, Sleep Football, Drink Absynth
 


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