Favorite Joke or put down?

[mikev]

Whats your favorite Joke or Put Down?

Mines ;

Whats the differance between hard and light?
You can go to sleep with a light on!

and

your just like a retarded dwarf! neither of you are big or clever

 

[PuShAkOv]

:

You are just like an egg. You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So shut-up! Your life can't get any worse!!!

 

[MyHarley]

"Were you born an asshole, or have you been working on it all your life??"

 

[junglestylz]

"Has it ever occured to you that you might want to shut the f@ck up and let everybody think you are stupid, rather than opening you mouth and proving it to everybody¿"

"Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days!"

"Cream always floats to the top. But guess what, shit floats too"

"Was the stick surgically implanted in your @ss, or did you just accidentally sit on it¿"

"I might be short,. I might be scrawny. I can eat more and work out to gain weight. You my friend will alwyas be a retard!"