Corny, but it's Christmas -- Ho, Ho, Ho!!!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who sings "Love me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll.
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he's sick?
OH OH NO!
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drum sticks.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who sings "Love me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll.
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he's sick?
OH OH NO!
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drum sticks.
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