Gods creation!

[junglestylz]

I mean no offense to any of the lovely females that we have floating around our forum. I just think that it's clever.


Subject: Woman: Gods Creation



First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's

needing' ".


After casting about for a suitable pearl, he kept

messing around and created a girl.


Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, round,

slim, and firm, and ever so tender.


Two lovely hips to increase his desire, and rounded

and firm to bring out the fire.


Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding

his eyes, as he whispers aloud.


Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, and two

loving hands, to soothe and caress you.


Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and

two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.


'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.


Then he added a mouth.............


Ruined the whole f*ckin' thing.

 

[skandalous]

Hahaha, good stuff

 

[Wadula]

in the name of all women i condemn these lyrics.

in my name....cool stuff

 

[MrElussive]

Funny, but I'm getting kinda tired of hearing jokes about women and their mouths...only unhappily married men think that way.
Personally, I like talking to girls.

 

[Wadula]

sure it´s fun i love it as well, but this myth is almost tradition and deeply settled. only a real small minority thinks that way for real while the rest of society only sees it as jokes. same is coming from the other side. i love to hear the stereotype jokes of women against men....it´s juuust fun

 

[PuShAkOv]

Talking about women... ten things only women undertstand (not by me)

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

10, 9, and 6 are true for me.

 

[mrferg]

Phone calls for me rarely last more then 30 seconds. Usually under 10, seriously.

I will never understand the whole shoe thing, I have 2 pairs plus boots.

 

[PuShAkOv]

I never really talk on the phone, the last time I talked to anyone on the phone was I called Pavel from school to pick me up about a week or two ago, I'm not really sure what women talk about for hours, like my mom and her freind... I swear they're lesians as much as they're on the phone.

I only have one pair of shoes that I've had the past four years, but I understand why it's good to own five pairs of black shoes. Theres a lot of diffrent type of black shoes, diffrent styles, and black goes with everything, so you don't have to worry about matching.

 

[junglestylz]

Here is my shoe inventory:

2 pairs combat boots

2 pairs of climbing shoes

2 pairs of snowboard boots

1 pair black dress shoes

1 pair cordovan dress shoes

1 pair skating shoes

1 pair running shoes

1 pair skechers black boots

I have a lot of footwear, but I don't consider myself girly.

Women do talk a lot.

 

[MrElussive]

I have to agree with mrferg...most of my phone calls are well under a minute. I just say what I wanna say, and that's it.

 

[MyHarley]

come on guys, God wasnt thinking of talking when he created the mouth.......you're not thinking very deeply about this one..........

As for shoes, I have one wall top to bottom of shoes..........take anything you want, but dont take my shoes...........

 

[mikev]

come on guys, God wasnt thinking of talking when he created the mouth.......you're not thinking very deeply about this one..........

As for shoes, I have one wall top to bottom of shoes..........take anything you want, but dont take my shoes...........

i have one pair trainers one pair work thats it.

 

[PuShAkOv]

Have 3 pairs: winter, summer and running shoes. Usually wear my winter ones all year long. ... don't geth the whole Sarah Jessica Parker shoe tihng.

 

[PuShAkOv]

Thats a girl thing... I love shoes.

 

[PuShAkOv]

There are a lot of other more mysterious "girl things" we wouldn't want to get into that we do not understand

 

[MyHarley]

come on guys, God wasnt thinking of talking when he created the mouth.......you're not thinking very deeply about this one..........

As for shoes, I have one wall top to bottom of shoes..........take anything you want, but dont take my shoes...........

I cant believe no one got my pun.......I thought better of your sense of humor Push, Code and Wadula...........

 

[xLibelle]

 

[xLibelle]

there was this girl that i was recently dating... let me count her shoes from memory... that i could see...........

....


id say about 30. there might be more. we could say that relationship didnt work well. i hate high maintenance girls!

 

[PuShAkOv]

I cant believe no one got my pun.......I thought better of your sense of humor Push, Code and Wadula...........

I would say that about my bimmer (unless I am getting a better one in return) [fake]

 

[PuShAkOv]

I cant believe no one got my pun.......I thought better of your sense of humor Push, Code and Wadula...........

Heh.. I just got it now [fake]