In case you're tired or just plain lazy

[treadman]

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Some translations:

top picture
Fully automatic. You'll have both hands free to get off while holding an erotic magazine.
The dream machine men have been waiting for.

third picture from top
If only I could get off without using my hands...
It's difficult to hold this heavy book with one hand...
I want to be able to fast forward the video smoothly...

 

[junglestylz]

Do they make a DC convertor for those really long car trips¿¿ It would make driving through Kansas and Nebraska so much more entertaining.

 

[codex57]

Do they make a DC convertor for those really long car trips¿¿ It would make driving through Kansas and Nebraska so much more entertaining.

Yes they do. Fry's Electronics or any other big electronics store should have them. They cost about $40. I use mine to run laptops and other electronics. Never thought of using it to run this one.

 

[treadman]

Should market one of these for the car. Call it "Auto Jack."[fake]

 

[xLibelle]

uhh, that wouldnt work. i would have to attach a picture of my girls face

 

[bahnstormer]

awwww man

 

[Delgreco13]

Technology these days........... what the WORLD has COME TO!!!!!

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

someone put a work warning on this.