Lamborghini Diablo Roadster

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So the other day I'm washing my car because these might be the last few days of the year the weather is right, and all of a sudden I hear this incredible sound driving down the road in front of my house. I think to myself "that has to be a Lamborghini..." and what do you know, silver SVT Roadster drives by. I went crazy and called all of my friends and told them what I'd just seen, of course they didn't believe me. Today on the way back from terrorizing innocent people my friend and I pass this gas station near my house and I hear him yell "HOLY SHIT!" I ask him what he'd seen and he says, "I JUST SAW A LAMBORGHINI SVT ROADSTER!!!" so I told him about how I saw that car a few days ago drive by. We decided to further investigate it so I did a quick 180º turn using my handbrake (not really I just made a U-turn at the next neighborhood) and went into the gas station. I parked as quickly as possible and the car was still there, both doors up. The people were inside buying junk food or something so we looked over every part of it.

What do you know? Turns out it was a F*CKING FAKE! I wasn't sure it was fake at the time because the exterior had a size that matched a real Diablo, but I had many reasons to believe it was. First of all, the weld quality and interior quality was a little bit lower-grade than dog shit. Also, the interior was missing a lot of buttons; I've seen Lamborghini’s before in real life and this was no Lamborghini interior. Another thing that gave it away was that the speedometer only reached 160; Diablo speedometers reach 220 (I think). The two guys that were the owners soon came out of the shop and got into the goddamn thing with this arrogant look on their faces that would make you think it was not only a real Lamborghini, but Jesus' Lamborghini. When he turned it on, it sounded exactly like a real Diablo, this was the only thing that made me believe it was real. After they started the car, I turned to my friend and yelled, "GET IN GET IN!" so we got into my car and drove right behind them the whole way home. This is where the truth came out. I heard the guy shift gears about 4 times, real supercars usually use about two gears until they hit 70mph. I got so pissed off about the fact it was fake I tailgated him about 1 inch from his bumper the whole way home, it's not like he could've gotten away. Later that night my friend and I went online and found this: http://www.exoticreplicacars.com/

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mikev

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Hmmm trouble is that to get the lambo sound (had you heard a real lambo before??) you need a 5.7l V12 highly tuned. it has to sound very metalic and fragile. a sound like its going to rip itself to peices as soo as you touch the throttle. at high speed the only description i can think of is Brrrrraaaawwwwwwwwttttttt[:D] changing 4 times is no big thing as the engine usually revs really high and he might not have wanted to pus it too much. That said with you right on his back bumper any self respecting Lambo owner would have turned up the heat.
Happened to me when i was tailing a Murchalago. well i say tailing what i mean is that he under took the traffic jam i followed got caught in traffic. as soon as we got out we both hit it, well i could have been in reverse in an M3 JESUS it was FAST.
 


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