[size=-1]Bad Humor At The French Restaurant
A Texas rancher and his wife bickered their way through France as if they were back home in the Panhandle.
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[size=-1]They were scarcely speaking by the time they arrived for their dinner reservations at a fancy French restaurant.
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[size=-1] When the waiter asked for their order, the rancher said, "I'll have a big, thick, porterhouse steak."
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[size=-1] The waiter looked surprised. "Monsieur? What about ze mad cow?"
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[size=-1] The rancher replied, "Oh, she'll just have the salad!"[/size]
A Texas rancher and his wife bickered their way through France as if they were back home in the Panhandle.
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[size=-1]They were scarcely speaking by the time they arrived for their dinner reservations at a fancy French restaurant.
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[size=-1] When the waiter asked for their order, the rancher said, "I'll have a big, thick, porterhouse steak."
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[size=-1] The waiter looked surprised. "Monsieur? What about ze mad cow?"
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[size=-1] The rancher replied, "Oh, she'll just have the salad!"[/size]
