A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the
patients complied by standing up. After the anthem ... he yelled, "Down
Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit,
the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and
cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they
all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the
doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in
charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied
assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant
replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and
yelled, "PEANUTS!!"
game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the
patients complied by standing up. After the anthem ... he yelled, "Down
Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit,
the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and
cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they
all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the
doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in
charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied
assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant
replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and
yelled, "PEANUTS!!"