When we get old

[Big Daddy]

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains
her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steeringwheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

 

[Tom]

haha.

 

[skandalous]

I don't want to get any older once I hit 21.

 

[Bryan330i]

Scary if someone like that ever found the front seat.

 

[frolf]

seriously, yesterday i saw an old person just cruising the roads with his hazards on. once you hit 65 you should have to retest for your license every 5 to 10 years.

 

[xLibelle]

south park was on last night, all the old people got their liscenes taken away because when they went driving, they killed people left and right.

my family has taken my grandfathers right to drive away... i feel that he will be much safer without it.

 

[Dave8812]

Nice!

 

[donmbmw]

Hey, you got two choices............one is growing old

 

[xLibelle]

Hey, you got two choices............one is growing old

the other choice is sounding pretty good

 

[CTBMW]

Good one. But getting old is seeing this tonite because I FORGOT I clicked on it almost a week ago!
AARRGH!
-Mel

 

[MrElussive]

Hey, you guys remember that horrible thing in CA? Where the old guy drove through that farmer's market or whatever, and killed/injured like 30 people or so. The elderly are just plain crazy !

 

[bhiggins]

Hey, a couple of years ago I was working at a hardware store and this old man asks me to help him find something because he can barely see. I help him find the product and he eventually manages to find the cashier. I look out the window only to see the old man driving away in some massive old car from the '70s...scary.

Brian

 

[slats]

Not even 2 weeks ago Im merging onto the highway (for you Atlanta people: exit 27 off of 285, where it merges into 400 north) there's an elderly couple in front of me. This entrance is particularly dangerous because you have to merge into the fast lane and you're pretty much blind for most of the entrance ramp because it's on a curve.

These people in their buick literally STOPPED their car and waited for an out so they could merge, right in the middle of 75 mph traffic.

 

[ODDferkOUT]