Which Type Of Friend Is Your Woman/Man?

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HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
 
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Guessgirl96 said:
MAC Woman: Only able to prosses one though at a time. Very poor, unstable personality, yet spends hours on hair and make-up

[wave]
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That should be a Mac OS 9 Woman!

A Mac OS 10.3 woman should be; Multitasking woman that looks great and does almost everything right. But to get full access, you need to learn a second language, Unix.
 
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Wil, that girl is an amateur (kinda of like an Adam computer)..........I have 213 pairs of shoes, 162 purses, 112 dresses (just for warm months), 102 sets of lingerie............I am so laughing............[rofl] [rofl] [rofl]


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so you guys don't think I"m a whacked out job, I collect vintage purses and have a bedroom decorated with them if the number of purses threw you.........[screwy] [screwy]
 
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I guess I will never get the whole "I gotta have billion shoes and dresses thing".

Also, I will never understand why a girl is dying to get a heaircut to remove 1/2 inch from 12" hair. When guys do a hairjob they look different... when girls get a haircut it always looks the same...
 
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Split ends. The ends get tangled up much easier, ripping out more hair trying to untangle it, it breaks a lot easier and just looks bad. The last time I got a hair cut was in May or June, you get one every two weeks, you shouldn't be talking... [rolleyes]
 
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
 
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