German Girl

[ILuvBMW]

In one of my classes, there is a gorgeous German girl. I thought she was hot even before I knew she was German. I'm gonna have to put my moves on her. Can you German speaking people tell me some pick up lines in German? Things such as: 'Your eyes are the same color as my BMW', 'Youre hot', etc. She is so hot. Okay, maybe my examples of pick up lines were jokes. But do you guys have any that will get me with this german girl?

 

[adamsonem]

Heheh, you should tell her "Ich leibe der Dreider Reichen Deutscheland!" No, but seriously, do NOT say that..
The only phrases I know in German are:
"Meine schwanz" - My (male genitalia)
"Seig Heil" - Who doesn't get the gist of that?
"Du werdest eine krankenswester brauchen!" - You will need a nurse (Thanks Family Guy!)
"Das ist meine Poland" - That is my Poland

(And a question to the German populous out there: Is it true that you can be arrested for saying, doing, or showing any material related to the 3rd Reich in Germany? I was told this by a friend and thought it was quite funny.)

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Song of the day: Dark Secret Love by HIM

 

[MrElussive]

"Your eyes are the same color as my BMW"...I like that, it's cocky and obnoxious and funny, I like it !!
Tell her that the Germans do a good job engineering.
Oh yeah, and get a pic of her, too!

 

[adamsonem]

Oh yeah, and get a pic of her, too!

Almost left that one out!

 

[treadman]

"Your eyes are the same color as my BMW"...I like that, it's cocky and obnoxious and funny, I like it !!
Tell her that the Germans do a good job engineering.
Oh yeah, and get a pic of her, too!

And suppose his BMW is not the same color as her eyes? Better yet, just ask her if she likes bratwurst.

 

[BMWlover]

'Your eyes are the same color as my BMW'

Excellent pick-up line! Good luck!

German girls are really hot. YEAH!

And check this out.

Online English-German dictionary

 

[junglestylz]

I know how to say "f*ck me in the knee!", "take your clothes off", and a couple other choice phrases but I don't know how to spell them.

 

[wileycoyote]

My wife speaks German fluently (her grandma doesn't speak english, and her parents still speak German to each other), I'll ask her for some decent phrases to help get you in. 'Till then, here's about all I know - spelled phonetically:

Iche liebe de - I love you


Build your own catchy line (at your own risk):

Schluck - suck
pieschen - pee
stock - stick
souzen - sauce
mine - my

And that's about my entire German vocabulary.

 

[PuShAkOv]

what color is your BMW?

 

[junglestylz]

yellow! She has Jaundice.jk

 

[Wadula]

geeez this thread is hot!!!! i am laughing my mofu ass off here!!!!

okay first the corrections needed

adamsonem:
"Mein Schwanz" - No e at meine
"Sieg Heil" - switch i and e
"Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen" -go figure
"Das ist mein Polen" -haeh? what's that?
general classification: DON'T USE THESE! THEY KILL YOUR CHANCES FOR EVER!


treadman:
bratwurst, would be as if i ask a us girl if she likes gunfighting cowboys riding their bull through the streets on the way to mcsonalds. are you like that girl???? go figure, don't ask


Wileycoyote:
hihihi....tell your wife she has some awefull pronounciation....hihihi

ich liebe dich -no e at the end of ich
honestly it's fine and a good guide indeed



general pick-up lines? well what can i say? just the regular cool stuff. not "can i have a cigarette?" or "wow you look good". Screw that. ask her where she is from in germany, run to the next computer mail me and i will give you information about it. then run back and impress her with your knowledge.

 

[Wadula]

ohm, and yes it is a crime with those 3rd Reich materials. owning them to a certain extend is fine. you may not show them in public. you may not sing the first two stroves of the anthem. you may not say sieg heil. you may not make the gesture. you may not be of that political gender nor forming a party following that. you may not be nazi.

and no, hitler is dead.

 

[PuShAkOv]

I work around german people all the time. My dad works in a german company and I help out will computers there all the time. Actually, one of my good friends there has two step brothers who are billionairs... I better be nice to him .

 

[junglestylz]

I got an offer to move to Germany next year but I can't go!

 

[PuShAkOv]

I got an offer to join al quada but I have plans...

 

[junglestylz]

I hear that the Taliban has better benefits.

 

[Wadula]

they do but yo uhave to pay a higher life insurance and no health insurance at all will take you. that's the price.

why can't you go to germany?

 

[junglestylz]

It would be against federal law for me to move to Germany for the next three years. Absence without leave.

 

[PuShAkOv]

It would be against federal law for me to move to Germany for the next three years. Absence without leave.

Because you were declared a terrorist?

 

[Wadula]

what a shame? can't you inform the according person or group about the move you are about to make? i mean, it is so lame to block some one's career for any reason. as long as they know where you are, they can alwys come and get you. and besides germany is not chile or uzbekitztan where professionals go hidding.