German Girl

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

I knew a german girl when i lived in northern texas she was really really hot but i didnt date her we where just really good friends.

 

[junglestylz]

That what she told me when she rolled over this morning. jk

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

I never said we didnt.........you know...

 

[Wadula]

jungle good shot!!! .....actually i have a german gf too, and yes i think she is hot, too.

 

[cea]

Tell her: Essen mein sheist kraut

 

[junglestylz]

Adamsonems. That girl in your signature is seducing me.

 

[andreyiv]

Tell her: Schluck mine stock. Just kidding, no seriously, don't say that, I just took the words from wileycoyote's post and wrote the first thing that came into my mind. How come I didn't notice this thread earlier, this allways happens to me, oh well. I don't think you should talk about Germany with her or start a conversation that way, but what do I know. Just be cool but not too cool. On the same note, I like this girl in my class and wanted to ask her out or something and then today my teacher tells me and her to exchange phone numbers so we can exchange HW when either one is absent, what a coincedence (spelling?). Anyhow, good luck with that girl and I don't think you should show off your bimmer, I would think it's better when she sees it herself, well, you'll figure it out.

 

[ILuvBMW]

hahaha thanks for all the help guys. btw, her eyes aren't actually silver lke my bimmer, but its still a pretty darn slick line.

 

[bearswife]

Zeigen Sie mir Ihre Brüste.


that'll get her right into bed.. or a big old handprint on your face!

 

[mrferg]

Zeigen Sie mir Ihre Brüste.


that'll get her right into bed.. or a big old handprint on your face!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

what does it meen??? i need to learn german

 

[ILuvBMW]

I have two plans now. My school is looking for peer-tutors, and the girl is having some trouble with th class, so I think I will become a peer-tutor for that class and hope she gets put with me. Also, I will try to learn some basic German and attempt to impress her with it. But what does that mean Bearswife?

 

[bearswife]

Show me your boobs!

 

[PuShAkOv]

Show me your boobs!

Aaaahhhh.[???1]

Don't you have your own?

 

[ILuvBMW]

Me thinks she is saying that is what the phrase meant

 

[bearswife]

Thanks for clearing that up for push, ILuv BMW. [fake]

and yes i do have my own... they are quite nice.. wanna see? [fake]

 

[wileycoyote]

Thanks for clearing that up for push, ILuv BMW. [fake]

and yes i do have my own... they are quite nice.. wanna see? [fake]

Yes, I'm sure we all would. But with all due respect to Bear, we won't ask you to.

 

[Wadula]

tststs....bearswife, this kind of offer/question is so mean. the poor lil boy might take it serious