How big are your wheels, and are you trying to make up for something??????

[brahtw8]

Can somebody tell me how to change my username to Horse?

 

[junglestylz]

Horse hair maybe![joke]

 

[mrferg]

I currently have the stock 14"s that came on my car, but I would like to upgrade to 16" E30 M3 styled BBS rims. I want my car to look sporty, not to look 'bling blingy.'

 

[Bryan330i]

Horse hair maybe![joke]

 

[brahtw8]

Why the long face? (more horse humor)

 

[junglestylz]

hahahaha I love that joke!!!!!
A chicken and a horse are wlking through the barnyard one day. Suddenly the horse steps in a large puddle and get's stuck. Thinking quickly the chicken runs back to the farm house, get's the farmers BMW, and drives it out to the horse. He them ties a rope to the tow loop, and pulls out the horse.
About a week later, they are walking through the barnyard again, and the chicken falls into the very same puddle. The horse, being of significant size, straddles the puddle and tells the chicken to grab onto his d!ck. The horse then easily pulls him out.
Them moral of the story.....................................................................................................
If your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

 

[MrElussive]

Yeah, I've heard that one before, it's cute.

 

[junglestylz]

I thought that it fit the occasion very well.

 

[M-Punk]

Pretty big on my bosses F350.

 

[brahtw8]

If you haven't seen this stuff before, check it out.

Talk about compensating with your automobile/truck!

http://www.bumpernuts.com/

 

[junglestylz]

Holy Sh!t!!! My buddy has a set of those hanging in his garage. haha

 

[Bryan330i]

hahahaha I love that joke!!!!!
A chicken and a horse are wlking through the barnyard one day. Suddenly the horse steps in a large puddle and get's stuck. Thinking quickly the chicken runs back to the farm house, get's the farmers BMW, and drives it out to the horse. He them ties a rope to the tow loop, and pulls out the horse.
About a week later, they are walking through the barnyard again, and the chicken falls into the very same puddle. The horse, being of significant size, straddles the puddle and tells the chicken to grab onto his d!ck. The horse then easily pulls him out.
Them moral of the story.....................................................................................................
If your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

That is a good one