Haha, man, don't take this the wrong way, but you're in law school or trying to get in if I remember, right? Both my Mom and Sister are lawyers and they write the exact same way with the "he/she" and "one with cruel intentions" type language.
Back to the M3: That sucks. Maybe he did something wrong, maybe he didn't, but whatever, that still sucks. That's too beautiful of a car to be pissed on.