poor bird

[PuShAkOv]

If I was to go for a walk, and take a sh!t on another persons head, It would be both wrong, and f@cking hilarious. Why is it a poor bird, when another bird crapped on him¿ The stupid little Starling shouldn't have walked there. Meanwhile his buddy is off somewhere squacking his @ss off because he pooed on his friend. Everybody finds something wrong funny at one time or another. People seem to get a huge kick out of the suffering of their human counterparts, so why is it so wrong to say that this is funny¿

I don't think it's right but I still think it's funny, I don't think theres anything wrong with thinking it's funny as long as you don't do out and shit peoples' or birds' heads. I'm a vegetarian yet I'm biased when it comes to killing a human being becuase we kill to build new malls or for our enjoyment or for whatever reason, but if they kill a person it's strictly for survilal. An example is a huge area of land near our house that they distroyed just a couple months ago to build Legacy Village. Yes, it's a nice place to go, but I would truthflly much rather them just leave the trees and anmals that where there. We are draining all the earth's resources, we're never satisfied and always want more, pretty soon we're going to run out of oil or some other major resource and the human race will go mad and everntually kill it's self. I do believe that we were created to eat meat, I just think it's morally wrong.

To avoid unnessacary fights, all of this is what I believe, I'm not saying that any of it is fact.

 

[PuShAkOv]

You can't blame a cat for being a cat, anymore than you can blame a ricer for being stupid. It is what they are, and what they do makes them that. Mice where you live are nice cute little creatures. Mice in the southwest, are an EXTREMELY serious health hazard.

Are any of you guys caring enough to think of those rats who are just trying to survive? I guess not!!

I guess I am the only one here who feels bad for fleas and often let them feed on me..... poor fleas.

 

[Kirby]

Reminds me of an old joke. The animal lovers will like this one.

An Amazon explorer had just come across a friendly native tribe and was trying to communicate with the chief of the tribe when a large bird circled overhead, and all the natives ran for cover. The explorer was trying to figure out what was going on, just then, the bird took aim and took a huge white dump on the explorer's head, and kept circling.

He grabbed his handkerchief and started to wipe it off. The chief came running out screaming "Foo Foo !! Foo Foo !!!" and tried to stop him from wiping off the bird crap. All the explorer know was that he had to get the bird crap off his head NOW.

As he finished wiping it off, the Foo Foo Bird swooped down and pecked the explorer to death.

Moral of the story? If the foo $hits, wear it.


Ehh, not hilarious, but appropriate for this thread!

 

[MyHarley]

mercy.........

 

[PuShAkOv]

Nice joke

I do that with fleas too sometimes, I usually brush the fleas off but try not to kill them.

 

[mrferg]

I flush fleas, smash mosquitos, and burn ticks. What's wrong with that? Nothing

 

[xLibelle]

I fish, hunt all types of legal game, will kill any insect at the drop of a hat, squash any rodent - including squirrells, swirve/gas to hit road crossing animals, dont think twice about killing anything that is better off dead, and have killed numerous chickens with my hands (lets just say i know how to bite the head off a chicken).

Got a problem?

 

[mrferg]

I fish, hunt all types of legal game, will kill any insect at the drop of a hat, squash any rodent - including squirrells, swirve/gas to hit road crossing animals, dont think twice about killing anything that is better off dead, and have killed numerous chickens with my hands (lets just say i know how to bite the head off a chicken).

Got a problem?

 

[BMWdude]

I fish, hunt all types of legal game, will kill any insect at the drop of a hat, squash any rodent - including squirrells, swirve/gas to hit road crossing animals, dont think twice about killing anything that is better off dead, and have killed numerous chickens with my hands (lets just say i know how to bite the head off a chicken).

Got a problem?

Now we know where your avatar is comming from

 

[xLibelle]

my avatar is a representation of my heritage. born german (the pheonix) but raised an american (kelloggs rooster).

If you dont believe what i said in that post, then think again.

 

[PuShAkOv]

I kill bugs sometimes... thats about it. I hate it when people run over squirrels, that squirrel can be my cat or yours someday, for those of you that have pets. People really need to be more careful.

 

[xLibelle]

Grrrrr

Well if it were my cat, oh well - i'd be sad, but it should have known better then to run infront of the car. thats its fault, nothing anyone could do.

 

[Pink_Floyd]

I'm a vegiterian too. Seems like theres lots of anti-vegiterianism going around here... :-\ ... OK, so you all want to talk about irony? Well I think the most ironic thing is the people who go eat chicken mcnuggets and then when they see a dog get hit by a car or someone clubbing babby seals they get all bent out of shape. And I am sure that most of you will agree that is how about 90% of our population is. People are in complete denial about all the pain and suffering they are causing by eating meat. The lives the animals lead is terrible - and that's why it's bad.

If you can go outside in the woods and kill a deer with your own hands and eat it I will respect you for that. But if you eat a hamburger and can't bare the site of a dead kitten I think there is seriously something wrong with you. People don't realize what they are eating, mostly because they don't want to think about it.

I don't eat meat because I can't kill animals, and I don't want to. I don't think anyone else should be allowed to eat meat either unless they could kill the animal themselves. I absolutely hate it when friends of mine or other people freak out beacuse they eat dogs in parts of asia, but at the same time they are eating a hamburger!!!!!

Going out to hunt and kill your own food for your survival is one thing. Having animals systematically slaughtered for your enjoyment is another. I think it is a shame that most people don't see the difference.

 

[xLibelle]

well put!

 

[PuShAkOv]

Grrrrr

Well if it were my cat, oh well - i'd be sad, but it should have known better then to run infront of the car. thats its fault, nothing anyone could do.

I don't think its the cats fualt for crossing the street, there can be no car when it's crossing and then one comes speeding down from the corner. Some people would be just sad if they lost their cat but it would be pretty hard on me and Pavel, we treat him just like any other person in the family, he's very sopiled. He gets the most expenisve cat food and only certain flavors, he also loves fried chicken, and we overall treat him very good. Our cat got really hurt one time, we spend somewhere around $800 total for the vet and we did't know complelty sure that he was going to survive, I stayed home for two weeks to feed and him carry him to the litter box and everything. Another time he had a bite on his tail and we didn't find out about two weeks later so it got pretty bad, spend about $180 on that. Either way, the point is that we really care about our cat, and I know there are other people out there like that too. If you don't care about the animal do it for the owner of the pet.

 

[PuShAkOv]

I'm a vegetarian too. Seems like theres lots of anti-vegiterianism going around here... :-\ ... OK, so you all want to talk about irony? Well I think the most ironic thing is the people who go eat chicken mcnuggets and then when they see a dog get hit by a car or someone clubbing babby seals they get all bent out of shape. And I am sure that most of you will agree that is how about 90% of our population is. People are in complete denial about all the pain and suffering they are causing by eating meat. The lives the animals lead is terrible - and that's why it's bad.

If you can go outside in the woods and kill a deer with your own hands and eat it I will respect you for that. But if you eat a hamburger and can't bare the site of a dead kitten I think there is seriously something wrong with you. People don't realize what they are eating, mostly because they don't want to think about it.

I don't eat meat because I can't kill animals, and I don't want to. I don't think anyone else should be allowed to eat meat either unless they could kill the animal themselves. I absolutely hate it when friends of mine or other people freak out beacuse they eat dogs in parts of asia, but at the same time they are eating a hamburger!!!!!

Going out to hunt and kill your own food for your survival is one thing. Having animals systematically slaughtered for your enjoyment is another. I think it is a shame that most people don't see the difference.

Perfectly said Pink

Please excuse the post whoreing... I'd combine them and delete the other but it won't let me delete it.

 

[junglestylz]

That is why I carry the outlook that I have. I don't care if somebody clubs a seal, I don't get sick at the sight of a dead kitten (maybe the smeel, but that depends on how long it has been dead), and in general, most people will die because they did something stupid. I eat meat, but I can also find no difference between eating a cow, or eating a dog. Everything dies. That's just the way it is. They might as well die and contribute to the good of another living being (however if you weigh like four hundred pounds step away from the burger). I know for a fact that I could go out and kill the animal myself. I used to be an avid hunter when I lived back east. I think that it would be a lot more sporting if we weren't allowed guns, treestands, or manufactured bows. If you make your own bow, them you can use it. Treestands are just no fair. If you want to shoot the Kodiak bear with an arrow, then get the hell out of the tree, and give the bear a chance. What is the sport in shooting something with a high powered rifle from 500 meters away¿ Go out in the woods, with a knife some catgut, and a hatchet, make your own bow and arrows, and do it like a real man. Then you can say that you are a man, have the right to eat the meat, and a survivor (a real survivor, not one from that fake ass, useless, joke of a show on TV. The guy that cut his own arm off with a pocket knife was a survivor) All in all I would probably eat a human IF I HAD TO. But I would go out of my way to do it for the shear fact that I know what people eat, and they probably don't taste that good.

 

[Wadula]

my avatar is a representation of my heritage. born german (the pheonix) but raised an american (kelloggs rooster).

If you dont believe what i said in that post, then think again.

sorry buddy, but that bird is the national emblem of germany and is an eagle!

btw, how come so many of you have fleas?????????

 

[PuShAkOv]

As much as I am against eating or killing animals I respect that your not the type of person who, like Pink said, gets sick at the sight of a dead kitten yet still eats meat.

 

[junglestylz]

Are any of you guys caring enough to think of those rats who are just trying to survive? I guess not!!

I guess I am the only one here who feels bad for fleas and often let them feed on me..... poor fleas.

I don't care about the rats and mice. It is the Hantaan Pulmonary Syndrome that I am not a personal fan of. For everybody that thinks that they are safe, an elderly man in Vermont contracted in about a year ago, so it has indeed moved north. Having lived in New York, I happen to see the benefits of rats. It is somewhere around 270,000 pounds of garbage a day that they eat.