Wtf !!??

[Wadula]

you started but didn't finish the girl-to-guy ratio thing....so what happened? anything in particular to report?

 

[george]

he went home and cried him self to sleep...........................

 

[MrElussive]

Hahaha, george....true.

Anyways, we all know the girlies flock to the BMW's, so it's no surprise to me. I got my car because of the way it drives, and because it is visually stunning to ME, not some silly girls.
After I evened-out the girl-to-guy ratio, we walked down to the 530i and three girls hopped into the driver's seat (yes, three girls). They turned it on and played some ghetto music real loud and stuff...I was gonna take a pic, but I forgot my DigiCam !!
Anyways, I was sitting in the back with them just joking around, and finally two of the girls got out. One was in the driver's seat and she put the car in Drive...my friend seeing this, freaked out and hopped into the back seat and I closed the door, and the girl floored it and drove away. He left me alone with two girls, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
They were really messed up so I had to take them up the driveway...really steep uphill + messed up girls with high heels = bad combination. Good times.

 

[codex57]

They were really messed up so I had to take them up the driveway...really steep uphill + messed up girls with high heels = bad combination. Good times.

So lemme guess. As you were "helping" them up the hill and "supporting" them in case they fell and were so messed up, you may have "accidentally" brushed up against certain parts of their anatomy? Maybe hoping for some

?

 

[george]

So lemme guess. As you were "helping" them up the hill and "supporting" them in case they fell and were so messed up, you may have "accidentally" brushed up against certain parts of their anatomy? Maybe hoping for some

?

i would've [fake] jk friggin perverts

 

[MrElussive]

Yeah, I actually had to carry one of them up the driveway and the other, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!! Feeling girls is fun.